Thanksgiving Monkey Fight

Thanksgiving day... there is a parade for the kids.  Huge, cool balloon cartoon characters floating down the street.

This is established.  No problem.  In the afternoon the adults get some football.

But really, shouldn't there be like a 11 pm Monkey Knife Fight on tv for the adults to watch as they finish off the 4th piece of pumpkin pie and open that last bottle of wine?

Two monkey's enter, one monkey leaves.  Like a monkey Thunderdome, but not so brutal.