Bacon Dipped In Butter

So the though is that our caveman forefathers would be hunting deer because they craved the meat and the protein. They would pick fruit because it tastes good, oh and it was full of nutrients. They didn't eat some berries because they were bitter and made you dead.

So if something tastes good, it must be good for you. Sure, we have to use caveman like moderation (they were also very conservative politically).

What about bacon? Bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good. And butter, that also tastes good. You wrap a piece of meat with bacon, and it is instantly better. You cook that in a butter sauce, and bam it tastes great.

The point? Eat more bacon and butter. But make sure you chase down a sabertooth tiger for lunch.

Apples Give You Cancer

In theory, if you eat enough apples, you can get cancer, right? The pestisides alone with do it.

If you eat enough apple seeds, you can experience the wild trip known as cyanosis.

And that is how the government controls your mind kids.