Best Christmas Movies Ever

1. Die Hard
Best Christmas movie ever. If you doubt this fact, go watch the movie again.

2. Scrooged
"Did you try staples?"

3. Home Alone
Enough time has passed for everyone to get off the "F Home Alone" train. I mean, come on, John Candy is the Polka King.

4. Christmas Vacation
Sure Chevy Chase is in it, but its the good kind of Chevy.

5. Muppet Christmas Carol
Its got the Muppets.

honorable mention: Ernest Saves Christmas
Yes it is Ernest, yes it is zany, but the special effects are off the hook.

Old Ladies Gettin' Crunk

So I saw an old lady buyin' up about 4 tall boys down at the store. I was like more power to ya lady, gots to keep it real.

But what do little old ladies do when they are two sheets to the wind? Are the shows "Law and Order" or "Murder She Wrote" now off the hook? Do they comment that they would "so do" Alex Trebek or Walker Texas Ranger?

I'm just getting at the fact that older people have less inhibitions. They have earned that right. But what happens when someone with lower inhibitions get even lower inhibitions. Do they start to chochet swear words into sweaters? Start fights at basketball games?