Natural Cheetos

It should be illegal to use the words "Natural" and "Cheetos" in the same sentience.

Underdog Movie

Has the world become so backward that we need to make a live action Underdog movie?

There was a reason they animated the original Underdog cartoon. Real dogs don't fly. Real dogs don't talk. So you animate the dog.

Do you really need to CGI a real dog into flying?

Its a bird. Its a plane. Its a FROG.

Coffee

If something is as good as coffee, shouldn't it be free? It comes from the Earth. By drinking it you take in the life force of Mother Earth.

But no, the fat cats in Washington make you pay $8/ pound at the store.

Enter your PIN Number at the ATM Machine

Subway, I know you want to help me reward myself for eating food. I thank you for the Subway Rewards Card.

But why oh why do you have to go and put on your card "YOUR PIN NUMBER".

PIN= Personal Identification Number

At least I can get a combo for $5 dollars.